Uncivil Discourse

Because civility is overrated.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Talk About Your Satisfying Mental Images

Publius Pundit, who is becoming a very good friend of Brad and Gavin over at Sadly, No! has a post entitled "Mark Steyn On Fire." That would be the poor American soul born into a worthless Canadian body Mark Steyn, author of America Alone: Our Country's Future as a Lone Warrior. Of course, I really doubt Mark Steyn is literally on fire, but this is something we should change (after all, he is a "columnist extraordinaire" according to Powerline, and so we wouldn't want him cooling off).

Why should we change the fact that Mark isn't on fire? That's easy: the shitmonger's latest is entitled "The jihad's spin doctors go to work on Guantanamo Bay." If there's anything else that needs to be said, let me know, but if this isn't flame-worthy, well, as best as I can tell, there's no real pressing need to take a microphone to Bill O'Reilly anus.

I've got the gasoline and disease-ridden whores if someone's got a car and matches. Shit, Mark would then be able to warm the bodies of homeless Canucks like he's warmed the hearts of us, his true countrymen, for so long.