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Friday, June 17, 2005

Porn Stars For Bush

I was going to do something about the rank hypocrisy of the Republican Party, between JimJeff GannonGuckert and Mary Carey, but I just can't. Oh, did I want to have fun with this. We've moved beyond gotchas. It's not just that it's too fucking easy -- it's a sign of an infection in the body politic.

At least we can observe one thing from all of this -- George W. Bush is nothing if not our national fluffer:

We will stay on the offensive against the enemy. We will find them where they hide. We will bring them to justice. We will defeat them in foreign lands so we do not have to face them here at home.
Throughout the entire speech, Bush kept saying "No, yes, it's big, yes, you're so big, let me suck your balls, no, no, don't get soft, you're such a stud" to all of us, kept saying it as he sucked and stroked and licked. Can't you just feel the national dick puffing up, getting harder, becoming more Republican?

Ok, so no one said he was a good fluffer. After all, he's not one of the one who's been sucking a lot of administration cock for the last 5 years.