Uncivil Discourse

Because civility is overrated.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Finally, A Theme I Can Get Into

Repeat after me: We were wrong to invade Iraq. It was a fucking mistake. This does not mean we should pull out like a Catholic man on the verge of orgasm. It means George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and the other motherfuckers who refuse to admit that they in fact have fucked their mothers because they'll lose credibility while they stand there plugging away should be brutally sodomized with a gas nozzle in public while they're forced to stand on a box, electrodes strapped to their sides, as they wear one of those masks Iraqi policemen have to wear whenever they leave their homes so they won't be recognized. It means all of the Republican chickenshits who were so very eager to get out of war when it was their turn to fight for God and country but just can't wait, to the point of lying, to send other people's children to die should have their balls cut off (or their ovaries scraped out) and be forced to stand naked in public so little children can laugh at them in the street as they walk to and fro.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.