Uncivil Discourse

Because civility is overrated.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Not-So Reluctant Idiocy

Memorial Day is a day for memories. Unfortunately, George Bush's memory seems to resemble pre-death Ronald Reagan's. America a "reluctant warrior"? This must be some new usage of the word "reluctant" I don't understand, given that despite our public protestations of "war with Iraq is a last resort", the Downing Street Memo confirmed what we've suspected all along, that the thought of that war gave Bush a boner the likes of which he hasn't seen since his frat boy days (where I believe hazings included being stacked up into a pyramid naked and having electrodes stuck everywhere).

Also, now that "Memories" is stuck in my head: fuck you, Andrew Lloyd Webber.