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Friday, May 27, 2005

The Motherfuckers Named

I'm going out of town today for the weekend, so I don't have time for more than a quick post. I'll be back Tuesday.

So here are the answers to the latest episode of Name That Motherfucker:

1) Bill O'Reilly, who really is just begging to be sodomized with a microphone, or better still, a broken lightbulb.
2) Chuck Colson. While Mr. Sodomized For Nixon's Sins went unnamed, he does get a special "fuck you" from catholic_girl.
3) Future Supreme Court nominee Janice Rogers Brown, named by Quasispace.
4) Assrocket over at HomoeroticLineBlog, Time's Blog Of The Year. Reading this post reminds me of reading Tucker Carlson's response to Barack Obama's Convention speech, where Carlson noted "Obama came out in favor of tax cuts for businesses...and he didn't mention the Iraq war." I never think I'm in the same universe as these fuckers.
5) Golden Boy Rick Santorum, named by Quasispace.
6) Scott McClellan, named by Quasispace.

Congratulations to all who played! And here for you is some bonus dumbassery, compliments of Charles Krauthammer:

On Monday, Republicans were within hours of passing a procedural rule that would have eliminated the Democrats' unprecedented use of the judicial filibuster...How much less is still a matter of dispute, but the fact that they settled when they had within their reach the means to restore Senate practice to the status quo ante 2001 is indisputable. That in itself is a victory for the Democrats and a defeat for the Republicans.

The Missouri Compromise of 2005, like its predecessor, has left a few things uncertain (including the fate of two long-languishing nominees, Henry Saad and William Myers), but two things are quite certain...Until 2001, not once in more than 200 years had a judicial nominee been denied appointment to the court by Senate filibuster...The Democrats broke all precedent by systematically using it to block Bush nominees in his first term in the hope that they would recapture the presidency in 2004.
Krauthammer not only managed to completely fuck up history from only less than a decade ago, but he even worked in a reference to slavery! Truly, Charles is a Master Wingnut, and we should all be very proud of him.