Uncivil Discourse

Because civility is overrated.

Monday, April 18, 2005

Who's A Good Little Motherfucker?

I'm really fucking busy today, so I'll just give you another damned round of Name That Motherfucker. Last time, Benjamin got the motherfuckers, Greg Mankiw and Alberto Gonzales, and the bonus wingnut, Ann "Manhands" Coulter. Ben gets a free copy of Do-Gooders: How Liberals Hurt Those They Claim To Help (And The Rest Of Us) by that slimy toadcunt Mona Charon, if he chooses to claim it (I'd suggest not doing so, for the sake of your brain).

Remember, there may also be prizes for the most creative nicknames for these assmonkeys.

1) In January, this recently appointed motherfucker had issues with, and for the love of god, I can't make this shit up, a PBS character who traveled to Vermont and met a lesbian couple. This was so at the top of this motherfucker's priority list that [he/she] wrote a letter the fucking day after being appointed. No, this one's not a motherfucker...mother-motherfucker's more appropriate.

2) This motherfucker no longer is in the administration, but he worked for that abomination in the eyes of me known as the Bush campaign. He also is a very high-powered lobbyist with ties to Jack "Browns Make Me Ill" Abramoff. Oh, and to add to his fucking motherfucker quotient, he used to be highly involved with the religious right. Of course, now of him, Pat Robertson says, "The Bible says you can't serve God and Mammon," and if Robertson's saying that about you, you have to be one of the biggest bitches around.

That's all for now. If I have time later I'll provide you with a post about the tyranny of asshats (alternatively, the circus of motherfuckers) known as the House of Representatives.