Uncivil Discourse

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Saturday, April 16, 2005

Michelle Malkin: Queen of the Wingnuts

Michelle gets the title because, really, we here at Uncivil Discourse aren't sure that Ann Coulter is female, cunt though she may be.

Michelle Magalangadingdong's been talking recently about some shirts that are up at Cafe Press. Some jackass decided it would be a good idea to put up some gear for sale that endorsed killing the president. Even considering that these are, well, fucking t-shirts, that's not that cool. But you know, whatever. They're shirts. To Michelle, though, being the twit she is, this is a sign of some greater pathology with what she dubs the "pro-assassination left." Michelle says:

And before the "everybody does it" apologists pooh-pooh this lunatic anti-Bush merchandise: There's tasteless political paraphernalia on both sides of the aisle, but I've already searched and there are currently no "Kill Kerry" products, blood-spattered or otherwise, being sold at Cafe Press.

No, you short-sighted douchebag, but there is this. And this. But that's not comparable. After all, Bush is President Wing Commander, and these are just some liberal schmucks. Oh, and Hillary.

The Bush gear, though, has been removed. See, it turns out some motherfuckers made some calls to Cafe Press. In these calls were contained death, bomb, and even anthrax threats. Michelle attributes the removal of the items to the success of blogs, saying "Blogs get results: The "Kill Bush" products first reported here and publicized on scores of blogs big and small, have been removed."

Well, if what Michelle means by "results" is "getting ass-scratching members of the lunatic fringe to call in death threats like the bed-wetting insane cowards they are," then yes, blogs do seem to have had some results here.

And of course, we're the pro-assassination ones. See, what this cuntrag is convenient ignoring is, well, the assassination threats to Michael Schiavo and Judge Greer, Eric Rudolph, and that little *wink**wink**nudge*nudge* act John Cornyn did when he said "All you judicial motherfuckers had better calm down and start ruling our way, because while I'm not threatening you, well, we can't PROTECT you, either, if you know what I'm saying." And of course, we're not the ones calling in death threats over a fucking t-shirt and some buttons. Ah, projection...

It's absolutely amazing how little these folks are even trying for the appearance of consistency anymore. You used to be able to rely on that, if absolutely nothing else. Now I think their "strategy" (if you can call is one of just confusing the fuck out of all of us, because we can't get an orientation. This is just driving me fucking insane trying to keep track of what's going on. But it's easier if you keep in mind that they're like a young George W. Bush behind the wheel of a car: just swerving all over, stumbling home, posing a huge threat to our safety.

This is a great alliance the Republican Party has going. You've got your token "moderates" like that scum-sucking poser John McCain, who is never allowed to claim the moral high ground on anything else ever again after voting for Alberto "Secretary of Detainee Ass-Raping" (nice work, catholic_girl!) Gonzales and the ever opportunistic Arlen Specter, who's the first to run to the right during a primary and the first to get on his knees when his position's threatened. Add to that some Congressional wingnut action like the Bugman and Senators Dogfucker and Cat-Butcher, sprinkle with a dash of assorted wingnutia with Michelle, Adam's Apple Annie, garnish with repressed homosexuals like James Dobson and Chuck "I Discovered God while being Sodomized For Richard Nixon's Sins" Colson, and you've got your Republican salad. That's it. That's their party. No wonder assholes like Bush are their most prominent spokespeople. Who else do they have to choose from?